The truth is, WHAT HAPPENS IN VEGAS STAY IN VEGAS - this is everybody's role and principles.
1. ARE DRINKS FREE IF YOU ARE GAMBLING? NO. Not anymore, not in this economy. It does not matter what you are drinking, the casinos will charge you even for coffee when you are gambling. So forget about free drinks in Vegas, unless someone thinks you are hot and may pay for your drinks, you may get lucky, if you want that. But remember, afterwards that person may want other services from you.
2. IF YOU BET BIG, THEY WILL COMP YOUR ROOM? - YES - TRUE. But you will need to be betting $75 up per hand. Alternatively, you can sign up for a player's card, then use it constantly, and watch for e-mail offers of a free room.
3. ALL CASINO GAMES PAY OUT THE SAME? NO. In general, tables pay better than machines, and blackjack and baccarat are your safest tables. With roulette, you are expected to lose $5.30 for every $100 you play.
4. TIPPING THE DOORMAN GETS YOU IN? YES - TRUE. He is not working for charity, you know that right!! He is in Vegas, and everybody in Vegas wants tips, and mostly the doorman. Nowadays, many people do not spend as much money, so if you tip well, it will show you are serious and wishes the VIP service.
Now what about the GIRLS and the nice lap dance? YES, they are all over Vegas, and if you prefer there are guys too, and lots of them in Vegas.
Now please listen, pay attention, and if you go to a strip club here the DO's and the DONT'S.
1. DON'T GROPE - the girls say that if a guy grabs her breasts or gets too close to something else, then she will just pull his hand off her, and the same apply for male strippers, if you try to grope a guy.
2. DO TOUCH LIGHTLY - Touch lightly along her or his legs or arms might be ok, but it depends on the dancer and how the conversation goes. So be smart and not stupid, and also remember, they are all waiting for money and a lot of money. So, the more money you give, perhaps, the more she or he will get closer to you or not.
3. DON'T COME IN AFTER SMOKING STOGIES AND SWEATING - a good respect is always welcome, and the girls appreciate men who smell good. So, if you wish to have even more fun at the strip club, take a shower before, put something nice to wear and then enjoy the moment, and besides the stripper will appreciate that as well, along with money, of course.
4. DO CATCH A FREE RIDE - Most strip clubs in Las Vegas offer free rides back and forth to your hotel, so take advantage an besides, after many drinks and fun, there is nothing better than a free and safe ride back to the hotel.
5. DON'T BLOW HER OR HIS NECK - Remember, strippers are people and shall be respected. If you blow someone's neck it is very gross and it will not work ok. It will actually cause a disruption, and as result the stripper will leave you.
6. DO BE A NICE GUY - So be a nice guy and make the girl laugh. They will dance for you even more if you do that.
1. ARE DRINKS FREE IF YOU ARE GAMBLING? NO. Not anymore, not in this economy. It does not matter what you are drinking, the casinos will charge you even for coffee when you are gambling. So forget about free drinks in Vegas, unless someone thinks you are hot and may pay for your drinks, you may get lucky, if you want that. But remember, afterwards that person may want other services from you.
2. IF YOU BET BIG, THEY WILL COMP YOUR ROOM? - YES - TRUE. But you will need to be betting $75 up per hand. Alternatively, you can sign up for a player's card, then use it constantly, and watch for e-mail offers of a free room.
3. ALL CASINO GAMES PAY OUT THE SAME? NO. In general, tables pay better than machines, and blackjack and baccarat are your safest tables. With roulette, you are expected to lose $5.30 for every $100 you play.
4. TIPPING THE DOORMAN GETS YOU IN? YES - TRUE. He is not working for charity, you know that right!! He is in Vegas, and everybody in Vegas wants tips, and mostly the doorman. Nowadays, many people do not spend as much money, so if you tip well, it will show you are serious and wishes the VIP service.
Now what about the GIRLS and the nice lap dance? YES, they are all over Vegas, and if you prefer there are guys too, and lots of them in Vegas.
Now please listen, pay attention, and if you go to a strip club here the DO's and the DONT'S.
1. DON'T GROPE - the girls say that if a guy grabs her breasts or gets too close to something else, then she will just pull his hand off her, and the same apply for male strippers, if you try to grope a guy.
2. DO TOUCH LIGHTLY - Touch lightly along her or his legs or arms might be ok, but it depends on the dancer and how the conversation goes. So be smart and not stupid, and also remember, they are all waiting for money and a lot of money. So, the more money you give, perhaps, the more she or he will get closer to you or not.
3. DON'T COME IN AFTER SMOKING STOGIES AND SWEATING - a good respect is always welcome, and the girls appreciate men who smell good. So, if you wish to have even more fun at the strip club, take a shower before, put something nice to wear and then enjoy the moment, and besides the stripper will appreciate that as well, along with money, of course.
4. DO CATCH A FREE RIDE - Most strip clubs in Las Vegas offer free rides back and forth to your hotel, so take advantage an besides, after many drinks and fun, there is nothing better than a free and safe ride back to the hotel.
5. DON'T BLOW HER OR HIS NECK - Remember, strippers are people and shall be respected. If you blow someone's neck it is very gross and it will not work ok. It will actually cause a disruption, and as result the stripper will leave you.
6. DO BE A NICE GUY - So be a nice guy and make the girl laugh. They will dance for you even more if you do that.
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